The "Walk" and Jailbaits

I had an interesting conversation with some of my guy friends today. This is one thing I LOVE about having mostly guy friends. They give me the inside scoop about the inner workings of a male's mind, which is rather simple (sex, sex, and more sex). Anyway, my friend was telling me that you can tell if a girl is great in bed, purely based on the way she walks:

1) The Cat-walker. Post-sex, if a girl walks with confidence to the bathroom, strutting her stuff, then it means she's good in the sack.

2) The Doddler(?), think he meant Waddler. Where the girl is kind of shy and covers her body and shruggingly hurries to the bathroom. I guess she walks like a duck too?

The friend said that the "walk" is 100% accurate, thus far. So if you're a guy, and want to know beforehand, if a girl is going to be a good fuck, make sure to pay attention to the way she walks. Stay away from waddlers :P I think there was another walk in the middle of cat and waddle, but I was pretty hungover today so I can't remember right now. But I think it's true. You're either good in bed or not. There's no middle ground, really.

So...the last time I dated a 21 year old(?) was a couple years back and I vowed never to go that route again. Why? Because he was:

1) Super immature
2) Rabbit hump
3) Drunk dialed me at 5 am
4) Loud and obnoxious all the time. I had to tell him to shut up whenever he came over, because he talked so loud  that my neighbors could probably hear.

So why did I even date him? Well, I like to be an equal opportunist. I was always curious about dating younger guys. And I kind of have a bucket list of the types of guys I want to date before getting married. He also bought me a HUGE 36 pack Pepero for Pepero day (It was the sweetest thing). Anyway, the last straw was when he drunk dialed me at 5 am and asked to come over. Dude, I have work the next day, respect my sleep! So it was goodbye~

Fast forward to..a month ago(?) I meet this 23 y/o and he's cute and funny, etc. so I thought I'd give it another whirl. But this one...had a drinking problem, which I didn't know about til a month into dating him. So, I'm at my friend's going away party. This guy shows up super drunk and belligerent. Is rude to me and my friends, so I tell his friend to take his ass home. But he keeps coming back and tries to grab/hug my girlfriend. Like what?! How embarrassing is that? In front of all my friends, he acts a fool, and in turn makes me look like a fool. The next day, he calls and says he doesn't remember anything. That's the lamest excuse ever. My ex-boyfriend was a belligerent alcoholic, so I am SUPER disgusted by people who change when they are drunk. And he knew about him too, so again..it was goodbye~

A guy who doesn't know how to handle his alcohol, is probably the BIGGEST TURN OFF! If you know that you're going to become a monster, then don't even drink at all. I've always been surrounded by happy drunks, so I'll never understand those angry drunk people, EVER.

Ugh~ Been inadvertently listening to my aunt and uncle bitch at each other over some stupid baby photoshoot thing. Why can't they just bicker in their own bedroom, instead of in the kitchen, where the whole world (me) could  hear their business. They both have the loudest voices too. Aren't they the least bit..embarrassed? I need to get out of here...

Plastic Surgery-Land (Korean Barbies R' Us)

I have visited Korea a couple of times before deciding to finally live here (indefinitely) in 2008. It has been 4 years now, and my, have things changed. Of course, back in the early 2000's, getting a nose job and double eye-lid surgery was the norm. However, these days, Korean women have taken it to beyond the next level. Plastic surgery seems to be like "crack" for Korean women. Once they start, they just can't seem to stop. I understand that it's unfair to be ugly, etc. And I don't mind people getting a little "enhancement" here and there. But if you look like a TOTALLY different person...then, you're just lying to yourself and everyone else. And that's just sad. Plus, what would your husband think, when you pop out an ugly baby?? Oh wait, guys don't really think that far. They're only thinking "Damn, she's hot."

I mean, there're so many amazing things you can do with make-up to transform yourself, why go under the knife, risking your life AND having side effects? What if you come out uglier? Not even just that, why get the "package A" and look like everyone else? Korean girls tend to get the same surgery from the same doctors. Case in point..(There's an advertisement for a plastic surgeon on the top right corner, do you see anything similar about these women? Haha, look at the confused guy in the back..)

I mean, God made us to be different and unique in our own ways, so why fuck with that? I wouldn't want to look like anybody else. And it's SOOO obvious too, I can tell if a girl got plastic surgery from a MILE away.  The even more funny thing is that there's no shame in it. People walk around Kangnam and Apgu, like they're hot shit with their bandaged noses, pollution masks, and looking like they straight got punched in the face with their bloated and purple faces. Like this..

What's even more disturbing is that I heard these women think of it as a "privilege," like carrying around a Louis Vuitton purse (Like, "I can afford to have this surgery and you can't!") Ugh, disgusting. And I blame Korean society for this. This is the only country (correct me if I'm wrong) that require you to send a recent photograph with your resume. In the states, there would be a huge lawsuit against the company. You know what else? They also have an age limit (esp. for women), I think at 30 in order to apply for a job. So, if you're 30+, good luck getting a job in Korea. Unless, of course, you get one of these "package A" plastic surgeries and lie about your age, ㅋㅋㅋ.

The sad consequence of this new trend is that people are relying less on their inner beauty, and just going for the quick outer beauty fix. How will that affect our society in the long run? Well, soon enough everyone's going to start looking like clones (which has already started), and no one is going to have substance, personality, hard-work ethics. These girls think that they can get this surgery to look pretty, and this rich douche-bag knight in shining armor is going to sweep them off their feet. But what they fail to realize is that, there are thousands of girls with the same exact goal. So in the end, won't the guy end up looking for something more authentic and different? Just like how Asian models used to be sought after for having the "European look" before, but now the classic "Asian look" is more appreciated and sought after by the fashion industries. What people fail to realize is that trends die fast, but your body will be with you for at least 60 years from now, and beauty will eventually fade. The $$ spent on plastic surgery could have paid for grad school or self-improvement workshops to make you a better person from the inside and have people actually respect you instead of looking at you as a piece of mannequin meat off the Barbies R' Us shelf.